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I used to lurk in the Torchwood fandom, ages ago, and I've decided to dip back in over Christmas break--but I'm too lazy to pick through the ten thousand pages of dreck on the comms, so I'm asking for recs! Looking for the absolute best of the best, written after summer of 2009. I love all of them. Jack/Ianto, obviously, but I also adore Rhys and Gwen/Rhys is just the best. And Tosh. And Owen. I love them all so much. Team!fic, angst, plotty, introspection, fix-its... Rec them to me!

My only stipulation is that they not contain heavy spoilers for S4, as I haven't seen that yet. (S3 is still a bit hard to take.)

Thanks so much!

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Master post of all my fanfiction--will be updated when new fic is posted.  The tagging system was getting messy.  Sorry to all the people who have this stuck on their f-lists...

[+ + + + +] - I am legitimately proud of this fic and think everyone should read it.
[+ + + +] - I can deal with the fact that people read this. 
[+ + +] - I'm a bit embarrassed to have written this. 
[+ +] - This is in danger of coming down. 


Bare

Support
[PG] [Jason/Peter] [800 words] [+ + + +]
hurt/comfort, fluff
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve for daws to peck at. (Othello 1.1)

Sister Chantelle Saves the Day Again
[G] [Jason/Peter] [1300 words] [+ + + +]
humor
Peter and Jason are missing, and they're supposed to be on stage right now.

Let Me Fall
[PG-13] [Jason/Peter] [1800 words] [+ + +]
grief
When a leaf dies, it's supposed to fall to the ground. But sometimes it's so firmly rooted to the tree that even in death, it clings to the branch, unwilling to let go.

The Donut Wars
[PG-13] [Jason/Peter] [1500 words] [+ + + +]
humor and angst
Every month, Peter, Jason and Nadia battle.



Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Metastasis
[PG-13] [Spike/Xander] [42,000] [+ + + +]
drama 
When Spike followed Xander back to Sunnydale, he was expecting the same simple, sweet-smelling boy he'd spent the summer with. Enter the Basement of Doom, long-held Harris family secrets, and a mysterious group calling themselves the Initiative.



Calvin and Hobbes

Rooftops
[PG] [gen] [2400 words] [+ + + +]
hijinks
Calvin in college.



Criminal Minds

Not Another Reid-Gets-Raped Fic!
[PG-13] [gen] [1000 words] [+ + + + +] [WINNER 2009 CM FF Awards: Best Parody]
completely inappropriate
A parody of all those terrible Reid-gets-raped fics out there.

I Tell Myself I'm Fine
[R] [gen] [13,400 words] [+ + + + +]
lightheartedness, a little angst
Spencer hasn't talked for seven months, two weeks, six days and fourteen hours.

Awkward in the Dressing Room
[G] [gen] [150 words] [+ + +]
humor
An awkward situation arises in the dressing room.

The Power of Teamwork
[G] [gen] [900 words] [+ + + + +]
crack
The Amazing Phlegm Girl, Captain Hotch, spandex... You know you wanna read it.

A Blind Date for Reid
[G] [gen] [1000 words] [+ + +]
crack, x-over
Reid has a blind date with a girl named Bella...

Yesterday's Feelings
[G] [Morgan/Reid] [1800 words] [+ + + +]
bittersweet
Nothing but his facts. 

One by One
[PG] [Morgan/Reid] [1500 words] [+ + +]
cutesy
It starts with Clooney.

A Seduction
[R] [Morgan/Reid] [2400 words] [+ + + +] [WINNER 2009 CM FF Awards: Best Comedy]
romantic comedy
Spilt milk or not, Reid thinks that if he had a rape whistle, he'd probably be blowing it right now.

Please Destroy Me
[R] [Morgan/Reid] [1600 words] [+ + + +]
darkness
Five dark potentials, and one beginning. 

Playing Dirty
[R] [Morgan/Reid] [18,000 words] [+ + +]
hurt/comfort
Reid gets a job offer.

As I Choose to Sink
[PG] [Morgan/Reid] [600 words] [+ + + +]
angst
Morgan made a promise. He's a man of his word. 

Communication
[PG-13] [Morgan/Reid] [2000 words] [+ + + +] [companion: Numbered]
hurt/comfort
Morgan on the phone throughout Amplification

Mismatched
[PG] [Morgan/Reid] [600 words] [+ + +]
schmauz
Reid prepares to go home from the hospital, post 'Amplification'.

Numbered
[PG-13] [Morgan/Reid] [3100 words] [+ + + + +] [companion: Communication]
fluffy
Counting through things.

10 Easy Steps to Seducing Derek Morgan
[PG-13] [Morgan/Reid] [4000 words] [+ + + +]
romantic comedy
Garcia helps Reid seduce Morgan. Kind of. 

Break
[PG-13] [Morgan/Reid] [1000 words] [+ + + +]
angst, subtle
People break up. They break down. They break apart. Derek and Spencer break each other.

Blow Your Head Apart [multichapter]
[R] [Morgan/Reid] [37,000 words] [+ + + + +]
snark, crack, angst
Two weeks after Hankel, Hotch brings Reid back out onto the field on a consult. It doesn't go well.

Lean
[PG] [Morgan/Reid] [600 words] [+ + + +]
schmauz, hurt/comfort
The case gets rough, and Morgan and Reid turn to each other.

Your Association
[PG-13] [Morgan/Reid] [1600 words] [+ + + +]
steamy
Morgan and Reid have been captured by the unsub. Things heat up.

Coming Home
[G] [Morgan/Reid] [250 words] [+ + + +] 
adorable 
Morgan comes home. 

May Cause the Following Side Effects
[R] [Morgan/Reid] [10,000] [+ + + + +]
kick in the gut
Clocks tick, always tick, counting up and counting down.

Somebody's Eyes Are Watchin'
[PG] [Morgan/Reid] [1000 words] [+ + +]
fluff
Prentiss makes observations and draws conclusions. 

Disposable Heroes
[R] [Morgan/Reid] [2200 words] [+ + + +] 
angst, hurt/comfort
I think he's just trying to do the right thing—he sees what his father does for a living. This is his way of trying to save lives, too.

Jack, At Least, Has Manners
[PG] [Morgan/Reid] [2100 words] [+ + + +]
cuteness
Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.



High School Musical

I Flunked Lunch
[G] [Chad/Ryan] [450 words] [+ + +]
humor
Chad attempts to talk about something at lunch.



House

Chandelier
[R] [gen] [3000 words] [+ +]
angst
Robert Chase is actually a very dull person. It's the five other people inside of him that make him interesting.

Two Line Vocabulary
[PG] [gen] [1200 words] [+ + + + +]
crack
What the title says. 

Slipping, Gripping
[R] [gen] [11,000 words] [+ + + + +]
twisted
House is misdirecting his anger in dangerous ways. Chase is forced to take charge.

Wink Murderer
[R] [manwhore!Chase] [13,500 words] [+ + + + +]
crack, hilarity, genius
Yet another fic where Chase is secretly a gay, mentally deranged serial killer. Nothing new here. Been done to death.

I Came, I Saw, I Tripped
[G] [gen] [750 words] [+ +] 
humor
It's Chase's first day of work and he has a bad case of pneumonia, but goes into work anyway. Later on, he might regret a few of the things he tells House in his delirium...

Silent Night
[PG] [House/Chase] [1700 words] [+ +] 
fluff
Caroling Girl Scouts, established relationships and pink Christmas trees from Wal-Mart.

Trends
[R] [House/Chase] [1500 words] [+ + + +] 
denial, silliness 
It didn't occur to you until much, much later that you could have just called him a cab.

Untouchable
[R] [House/Chase] [130,800 words] [+ + +]
epic
Vogler teaches Chase that no one's untouchable.

Die Another Day
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [27,000 words] [+ + + + +]
awesome, crack
House is having some serious bad luck. Errant baseballs, falling telephone poles, collapsing balconies, leaking gas lines... And if that wasn't enough, who the hell picked Chase to be the knight in shining armor?

Onions
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [4800 words] [+ + + +]
grief
Chase has had lots of experience with family members dying. House hasn't.

Push and Pull
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [1700 words] [+ + + +] 
snark, fluff
Some House/Chase threading through 5.01

Blur
[R] [House/Chase] [6200 words] [+ + + +]
angst
Every descent shall have an ascent. 

Out Tonight
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [700 words] [+ + + +]
cuddles
The power's out, and Chase is looking for candles. 

Blue Raspberry
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [500 words] [+ + + +] 
silly
House loves lollipops. 

Wanting
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [300 words] [+ + +] 
humor
You do not want to have inappropriate relations with Chase. 

100 Situations Table
[G - R] [gen, House/Chase] [+ +]
oops
This kind of epically failed. Except maybe "Joke". 

In Which House's  Romantic Efforts Are Thwarted Once Again
[PG] [House/Chase] [3700 words] [+ + + + +]
lulz
House tries to take Chase out. Epic failure ensues. 

Throw Away the Key
[PG] [House/Chase] [600 words] [+ + + +] 
fluff
Chocolate releases endorphins, and endorphins mask pain. Unfortunately, a fic about Chase giving House chocolate would be rather boring, so I had to use some other endorphin-releasing methods...

I Kissed a Boy (and I Sort of Bit His Tongue Off)
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [900 words] [+ + + + +] 
silly, sulking 
What the title says. Sort of. 

Worlds Away From Who I Was
[NC-17] [House/Chase] [77,600 words] [+ + + + +]
epic
The last thing Chase needs in his life is dreams of House-unfortunately, they don't seem to be stopping.

This Is How It Works
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [1000 words] [+ + + + +]
adorable, hijinks 
Of all the lesser passions, they like fighting most. They'd kill for the thrill of first love.

Countershading
[PG-13] [House/Chase] [5100 words] [+ + + + +] 
angst, humor, subtle
Self-sacrifice doesn't mean a lot when you don't know who you are.



Merlin

This Living Hand
[PG-13] [Merlin/Arthur, if you squint] [3700 words] [+ + + + +]
end of the world
Arthur was supposed to lie in wait for England's moment of need, but it never came. It never will come. So instead, Merlin's bringing him back for his own moment of need.



Shadow of the Templar

Moratorium
[PG-13] [Simon/Jeremy, Sandra/Mike] [3800 words] [+ + +] 
hijinks
In which it's Nate's favorite holiday, Jeremy is a mess on his crutches, Simon is growly, Mike is himself, and Cabbage Patch dolls are gleefully blown to pieces.



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